Socially Distant

Socially Distant

I’m pretty positive I speak for all the introverts of the world when I say Social Distancing ??!? YEP. Been there. Done that.

Cause, errr, ummm that’s me, it’s how I roll. Which takes me back to a not so long ago conversation with Child #3 …

Do you consider yourself an introvert or an extrovert ?  she asked & at first, I thought she was kidding.
Isn’t it obvious ?
Or maybe she just needed to hear the cold, hard truth straight from me

& so
she inquired once more …
Do you consider yourself an introvert or an extrovert ?

This time I gave her my answer without pause.
I really didn’t have to ponder it at all.
I’m an introvert, I replied.
FOR SURE.
& then I wondered, is there such a thing as an introverted introvert?

hmmm.
I’ll have to Google.

This very extroverted daughter of mine went on to explain that certain situations bring out the introvert in her
& as I recalled how she earphones in ears, hoodie on head, don’t even think about talking to me travels, I had to agree.
But me ?
Am I ever extroverted ?
Ever ?

hmmm.

I think I’m hoping to be.
Sometimes.
I’m pretty sure the writer in me wants to bust out my extrovert.
I think she’s trying really, really hard.
But, one of the qualities of being an introvert is the tendency to be preoccupied with one’s own thoughts.

Says Google.
I asked.

Preoccupied with thoughts.
Oh. Yeah.
Now, THAT’S me.

I could live in a world of preoccupied thoughts.
Sounds rather lovely, actually.
A far away from civilization log cabin in the mountains


only me, my musings and my notebook.
Yep.
That would be Heavenly.
! ♥ ! ! !

Oh. Wait.
Internet.
I’d have to have internet.
I’d want my words sent out to you fine people of the world
& I’d need a way to yap to my family every day because I love to yap to my family
& Google.
I adore Google.
So yeah.
Internet.
&
I guess I would want a little grocery store close by,
gotta have my PBJ’s.
& those friendly faces I need to see every now and again ?
Yeah.
Them too.
Oh & I can’t go very long without Grandsons’ hugs
& the Chicago Bears.
Uh huh.
Sooooooo
Maybe I do need civilization after all.

See ?
There is an extrovert inside of me.
YaY.
She just doesn’t come out all that much.
Hey.
Maybe my extrovert has introverted tendencies ?

An extroverted introverted introvert.
hmmm.

‘a tendency to be preoccupied with one’s own thoughts’
Yeah.
I can do that

& social distancing ?!? since elementary school, my peeps.

Soooo been.

Soooo done.

🙂

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