Fess Up Wannabe
Here’s a little known fact:
Deep, deep, deeeeeeeep down inside of me lives a tough, mean, ornery, hardened by life badass.
Yep.
It’s true.
Don’t be scared.
No need to take cover.
She’s not going to cause any trouble.
She’s dormant and has been dormant for many, many years.
But she’s there.
She is so there.
She’s halfhearted though.
Kinda wishy washy.
Oh, she may pop her head out on occasion.
Put that mad face on.
She will curse and cuss and carry on if something or someone presses that annoyance button.
But sadly, embarrassingly, that’s about all the action you’ll get out of her.
You know the tv show ‘Dog the Bounty Hunter’ ?
You know his wife Beth ?
Beth Chapman ?
Yeah.
That’s what I’m talking about.
My inner fighter is like Beth.
She will slap you silly.
Grrrrrrrrrr !
maybe.
I’m pretty convinced I was the baddest badass of them all somewhere down the line.
Somewhere long ago and far away
& every once in awhile that dissident in me is itchin to get out.
So, just to be safe, it’s probably best if you stay on my good side.
You can never be too careful.
Yep. Yep.
I am a Wannabe Badass
& I WILL knock some heads around someday.
Just you wait and see .. ! ..
errr
uh
never mind.
Fess.
Fess.
🙂