Pardon My Brag
but today marks 2,191 days since I exited the social media giant, dubbed Facebook
(Meta)
& I know this matters to no one else, but DANG, I’m proud.

& uh-huh,
you best believe I will pat me on the back and alert those I see with a brag, brag, brag …

as I share documented evidence of this unique accomplishment
WHO LEAVES SOCIAL MEDIA ??!!??
cause it’s a pretty big deal, this stepping away from a follow the crowd vortex.
It’s a tremendous release of a burden I hadn’t realized I was carrying,
a quieting of the noise,
a delightful ahhhhhh to my vibe,
oh yes,
it’s true.
& I highly recommend,
with a guarantee, you’ll be amazed when you do.
weeeeeee.
Yup, today is my
so get ready, those who continue to check that daily, hourly,
I’m Not On There That Much status
as I will make this fact known to allllllllll who will listen
cause DANG, 2,191

I’m proud.