Needs To Knows
I am a last minute line stander.
See that mile of people at the store and post office ?
Yeah.
That’s me.
I do it every year.
You would assume I’d be annoyed at being stuck in such a predicament
seeing that I am not a fan of shopping and everything that goes with it.
Surprisingly though, I don’t mind at all.
I figure, I am the one who has procrastinated.
I put myself in this clock ticking crunch.
I chose tomorrow.
The store cashier didn’t tell me to stall.
It’s not the post office guys fault.
The only one I have to blame for my last minute line standing is Me, Myself and I.
Tis the season to wait, wait, wait and wait ….
Fa La La La La
I am also a Super Taper.
Need a package mailed out ?
No problem.
I got this.
I will tape that baby up good and tight.
Yep.
I have system.
I tape.
Then I tape again to be sure.
Then I tape one more time just in case the first two tapes don’t hold.
Then I add a little here, another there because you just never know.
One more for good luck
& ta daaaaaaa !
Done.
I have to admit, it’s very impressive.
Very hard to open but very, very impressive.
&
in case you’re wondering …
I have two must hear, absolute favorite holiday songs.
Oh Holy Night by Mariah Carey.
Noooooooobody but, No. Body. sings those beautiful words like Mariah Carey
&
Feliz Navidad by Jose Feliciano.
That toe tappin, finger snappin, little song always makes my heart soooooo happy.
weeeeeee.
And umm …
Please don’t tell anyone but, I have switched back to my ’70s station on the car stereo.
shhhh !
I had to.
I can only take so many versions of Silver Bells, Jingle Bells, I Heard The Bells …
Yeah.
I’ll merrily return to the Christmas Song Station on the Eve of Christmas Eve but not a jingly, jolly minute before
& finally
I’m not a fan of Eggnog.
Or Fruitcakes.
So if you’re thinking about bringing some by, I’ll take fudge.
Yum
Now that you know my Holiday Needs to Knows, you may proceed to the checkout
& please.
Have yourself a very wonderful day.
YaY
🙂