The Santa Goof
Teddy Ruxpin
Barbie Car
Easy Bake Oven
Snoopy Snow Cone Maker
Castle Grayskull
Junkyard Dog Action Figure
JCPenney Drum Set
Baby Drowsy …
Yep.
Seems the list goes on and on and on
& at first, I thought it was just my family and their oh so silly ways but the more I ask, the more I see.
It’s everywhere.
It’s everybody.
It’s that one.
THAT. ONE. GIFT.
The Santa Claus asked.
The wished and wished and wished.
The sooooo hoped to see under the tree on Christmas morning.
The …
Oh.
Never mind.
THAT’S the one.
The Never Received.
It’s the uh oh.
The ouch.
The Oops ! Santa goofed.
Now, you know that jolly ol fella is a pretty busy guy !
So, umm, how’s about we cut him a little bit of slack, my peeps ??
& errrr, you’re all grown up now anyways.
It kinda sorta shouldn’t matter anymore.
Let’s just chalk it up to a mulligan.
A nobody’s perfect.
A teensy mistake on Mr. Santa
& just let it go, ok ?
I’m telling you, all will be fine.
You will learn to live without that Cuddly Dudley Dog in your life even though the girl down the street had one and you were forced to see the CUTEST, MOST ADORABLE STUFFED ANIMAL EVER and his priceless face Every. Single. Day. of your entire childhood.
Yes.
You WILL get over it.
You WILL carry on.
I promise.
sniffle
Oh Santa Claus.
Dear, DEAR Santa.
Why’d ya have to go and goof up my THAT one ??
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
🙂