Mashed Potatoes

Hungry Heart

Actual Words:
Got a wife and kids in Baltimore, Jack

What I thought Bruce Springsteen said:
Got a wife and kids and a bad mortgage

Crocodile Rock

Actual Words:
Oh Lawdy mama those Friday nights

What I thought Elton John said:
I’m all alone on Friday nights

Smells Like Teen Spirit

Actual Words:
Here we are now, entertain us

What I thought Nirvana said:
Here we are now, mashed potatoes

Party Up

Actual words:
Y’all gonna make me lose my mind up in here, up in here

What I thought DMX said:
Y’all gonna make me lose my mind pumping gas, pumping gas

The Way We Were

Actual Words:
Memories light the corners of my mind

What I thought Barbra Streisand said:
Memories like the corners of my mind

Livin’ Lovin’ Maid

Actual Words:
Livin’, lovin’, she’s just a woman

What I thought Led Zeppelin said:
Live it. Love it. It’s in the water.

Everybody’s Talkin

Actual Words:
Going where the weather suits my clothes

What I thought Harry Nilsson said:
Going where the weather suits my soul

Scar Tissue

Actual Words:
With the bird I’ll share this lonely view

What I thought the Red Hot Chili Peppers said:
The perfect shade is a lonely blue

What a Wonderful World

Actual Words:
The dark sacred night

What I thought Louie Armstrong said:
The dogs say good night

Sometimes I worry about my brain.

🙂