Dear Fitbit:
It’s Day 6 and I have to admit, I am struggling.
I’m struggling BAD.
You were attached to my hip 24 / 7, Fitbit.
Every hour of the day, every day of the week for a solid year and a half.
The only time we parted ways was when I took a shower.
That’s it
& even then I’d be careful as to not take too many steps without you because we were in this together.
Yep.
Together forever.
You changed my life, Fitbit.
You and your little tabulations.
With you, I knew exactly how many steps I stepped, how many calories I ate, how much weight I may or may not have lost, the precise time of the day ….
Oh Fitbit, the list goes on and on
& those awesome Badges of Encouragement ???
They were THE BEST.
They soooo kept me chuggin along.
We’ve been through many a challenge together, my tiny friend
& we rocked them, baby !!
ROCKED. THEM.
You and I were quite the steppin team, Fitbit.
We put that extra pep in our fellow challengers’ steps, we did.
FOR. SURE.
I’m sorry I broke you, pal.
I think I just loved you way too much
& I know you tried to tell me you were on your way out but, lalalalalalalalala
I refused to listen.
You flashed your LOW BATTERY sign at me so many times, alerting me of your distress but, I foolishly assumed every battery I replaced was a dud.
DUD.
It was me Fitbit, not you.
I did not realize I was killing you softly with my song.
waaaaaaaa
Oh Fitbit.
I miss you so much I can hardly stand it.
SIX DAYS I have lived without you by my side.
Six long, horrible, I just may not survive this excruciating ordeal, days.
My steps are not the same without you, my calculating buddy.
My heart is aching.
My tears, relentless.
Dare I say, my life is ruined because I need you THAT much.
Yes indeed, I need you THAT much.
Please know that I am yours from now until forever, Fitbit.
FOR. EV. ER.
& I’ll be purchasing a new version of you, ASAP.
weeeeeeee !!
Love,
Me
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